Out of an African Blind

Originally published in the National Rifle Association’s American Hunter Magazine. Published in The Greeley Tribune April 1, 2023.

I love African blinds.

They’re the closest thing 

to a true-to-life

Jurassic Park experience.

Woman crouches over the body of a Cape Buffalo

Stacy McCloud after bagging her prize Cape Buffalo. Photo courtesy of Stacy McCloud.

With lots of hand gesturing, faint whispering, and defeatist grunting, we tried to find a kill shot. Like an elephant, I tiptoed around looking for a clearing. I found my shot. It wasn’t perfect, but it was all I had—a perfect 40-yard backward shot I might as well have taken upside down in this overgrown vegetation. I wasn't going down this hill without my buffalo. Praying my arrow would pierce his heart from above, I raised my bow to draw, and I couldn't pull it back! My muscles were screaming, fighting each other. My second draw attempt was worthier of a comic applause. Is this a joke? Is this how it ends? 

Bow drawn, arm relaxed, sight lined up. Breathe. Exhale. Don’t forget to follow through. Release. The beast was hit! Stunned, the buffalo spun around to find the offender, and starting his death dance, he charged. Four shots fired—two from my husband's Remington 700 .375 H&H and two from my PH’s rifle. The beast was down, one arrow buried in his lung along with four bullets. In the end, he lived a life worth living and a death worth writing about.

Africa always ends with a story: This one is mine.

September 25, 2022—Dropped at a blind with my tracker, Eric, we crawled into our 5-by-7 tomb swallowed by the earth. I sat looking out beyond the peephole of the sweltering hotbox. My last three Africa hunts, the blue wildebeest had eluded me. The welcomed African summer breeze whistled a leafy song through the trees. The melody cooled my sticky body. I imagined the feeling of the breeze whipping through my sweat-soaked hair, instantly drying it, ending the unrelenting stream of salty liquid trickling from the base of my scalp, down my shoulder blades, and shamelessly parading between my cheeks. I wiped the sweat that had been building off my nose.

I love African blinds. They’re the closest thing to a true-to-life Jurassic Park experience on the big screen with full CGI. Every noise and darting shadow could be a female pig overseeing offspring chasing each other through mud while scaring off the Triceratops peacefully enjoying a drink, or a venomous snake slithering through the slit of the blind window.

We got the call. The Cape buffalo we’d been searching for had been spotted, and they're coming to rescue us from our sunbaked oven. Yesterday, I saw a picture of the old prince of the African plains who no longer runs with the heard; every day he lumbers is a gift and simultaneously a torture. His body and hide told stories of a lifetime of fierceness.

In an African blind, clothing is optional. I appreciate some clothing: a tank top, my light Sitka jacket, shorts, and boots. In my bag, I had water, fruit, ChapStick, a flashlight, a book, sudoku, a notebook, a pen, and my Maven rangefinder. By my side is my Mathews Triax bow, release, and my Ted Nugent Zebra arrows—filled with sugar for extra punch in case of a buffalo.

My trusty Frye boots—broken in perfectly after two decades of living as full as this boot inhabitant could afford to dream—I’d forgotten in Colorado. I found myself hunting two miles up a mountain, wearing Old Gringo dancing boots with absolutely no traction, built for the slide of the dance floor. Straight from Billy Bob's in Fort Worth to Pongola, South Africa. Ridiculous.

My first walk and stalk, my dance with this old bull, and Cap'n Jack Sparrow would’ve stumbled more gracefully. With each step I took, I did the "electric slide” half-step backward. My stomach was flipping, my heart racing.

Early summer, late morning, dancing boots, the smell of defeat was leaking from my pores, and I had no water to wash away the impure thoughts of quitting. I was parched, my tongue glued to the roof of my mouth, but I couldn't form the words, "I quit." My tongue had no freedom.  My husband saw the defeat in my eyes. I wanted to cry, but my eyes refused to extinguish the pain of this hunt by relinquishing tears. I was an overused rag wrung of moisture, weave weakened, dry and tattered.

 

Man stands over downed Cape Buffalo

Stacy’s husband, Collin, standing over their prize Cape Buffalo. Photo/Stacy McCloud.

Falahke spoke

great English,

but my Zulu was limited

to "I am Stacy."

My professional hunter (PH) Falahke’s arm shot up, signaling an immediate stop, sending me and my boots into another backward cha-cha. I reached out to grab a tree, stabbed myself with a thorn, but caught enough branches to prevent my descent down the mountainside into the watery abyss. I imagined myself flailing, yard-sale style down the mountain; legs, arms, hair, broken ego, and Ray Bans landing in the awaiting crocodile-infested sarcophagus below.

Dazed and dehydrated, I held my ground and turned my attention to the great bull laying with another under the only shade capable of engulfing both bodies. Falahke spoke great English, and though my Zulu was limited to "I am Stacy," we rarely experienced communication hiccups.

Find Your Beauty.

Hunt the Beasts.